Legal Notice

Here’s your legal notice for this blog:

By reading this website and any part of its contents, you automatically agree to the following, in whole, in perpetuity, and retroactively if it is changed. Kinda sounds like a credit card agreement, doesn’t it?

I am not a lawyer, (un)certified financial planner, (un)certified accountant, or any other sort of official professional. I don’t give legal advice. All the information on this website is my OPINION, based on my experiences and research. The laws of your country, territory, state, or municipality may vastly differ from what I understand.

I strongly encourage you to seek out a professional for advice, exercise all due diligence, and take all reasonable precautions prior to undertaking any task or action described herein. Your use of the information on this website is at your own risk. By reading this website, you agree to hold me and Pookah blameless for any action, or consequences thereof, on your part relating, associated with, or resulting from any portion of this web site.

Use of product or company names or descriptions is solely my own opinion or for review. Descriptions of events or situations are true and factual to the best of my knowledge. Analysis or understanding of events or situations are opinions. Corrections and different opinions, politely stated, are welcome.

Pookah and I reserve the right to remove any comments for any reason. This blog is not a democracy, or a republic. It is, at best, a benevolent dictatorship. Pookah is the dictator. I am her representative, unless you can produce signed, sealed, and notarized documents stating otherwise. (If you do, then I reserve the right to summarily reject those documents, but don’t tell Pookah that.)

If you do decide to take me to court over any part of this website, harrass me, or I decide to take YOU to court, for any reason, you agree to cover all my costs and incidentals (including, but not limited to, my laundry expenses), plus a fairly large daily fee for the aggravation, a daily donation to a no-kill shelter of my choice and amount, and a daily 3 oz. package of dried catnip for Pookah. If you require Pookah to appear in court, you must, in addition to all of the above, provide a selection of cat-safe corrugated cardboard boxes for her to sculpt during her appearance, and cleanup services for the same.

Please do note that the definition of “harrass” is entirely at my, and Pookah’s, discretion.

Thanks, and have a great day. Unless you are a weasel. Then I want you to have a moderate day.

If you have eaten anything containing peanut butter today, Pookah would like some.

One Response to “Legal Notice”

  1. Made me want to read more…

    I am sure everyone will know they need to research lots on this….

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